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The Indian bloke next door got fed up with my racist jibes, so he invited me round to his family barbecue to 'break down barriers'. I've got to admit, I was pleasantly surprised. Lots of great food, booze, dancing and chat, and then to top it off, the eldest son got down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! Kind of put a damper on it though, when she said 'no' and he threw acid in her face.

One passenger in seat 11A survives Indian plane crash, reports say. According to reports, he was found when his trembling hand emerged from the wreckage, and he shouted, “We’re still open!”

What do you call a shit Indian pub singer... Khan Singh

Hopes of finding out the reason for the Indian Air crash were dashed today as the Black Box they found turned out to be an Indian Woman's Vagina. "Fuking Sikipedia has ruined me" says Air Crash Investigator.

I gave up going to my local gym because the place has been completely taken over by gangs of Indian men that monopolise all the best equipment and pointlessly lift with horrible form. It's amazing that the land of spices produces so many lifters that are completely unseasoned.

For failing his A-level English , Monty Panesar to be deported.

Hope his head gets better soon

My work recently upgraded their systems and my manager wants me to be tech support for it. Which I found incredibly odd considering I don't even have an Indian accent.

1.451 billion to 1 That's one wank unlucky Indian who's been sent back France today. What's his name... Amir Amgon?

I've just raped and murdered an Indian girl. It was an on-her killing.