Sickipedia

Yes!..there is a problem on this site..[speaking as a newcomer].. I've noticed the vendettas..rivalries and tactical voting?..and fell victim myself yesterday? I put two reasonable gags up..[popular on Facebook]..and in two hours I was running at -9 and -8 which suggests deliberate down-voting? By contrast..some of the lamest..oldest..most badly constructed jokes I've ever heard are riding high in the 100+ region! Thanks for the welcome!!

FYI Andme. I do post jokes on this site (when i can load the fucking thing). It's that Irish UVF troll SUPERGRASS that starts the slanging matches. I just defend myself. And anyway....what the fuck does it have to do with you ya pikey shagging nosey bastard?

!! SUSPICIOUS !! I have tried to upvote umpteen fresh jokes this morning, 3/4 of them tell me I've already voted. My username does not appear in the record of people who liked the joke so it must be a downvote. Assuming newest Sicki has a database of IP addresses to prevent multiple voting attempts, has this been hacked by some moron who wants to create a new type of nuisance on here? Anyone else getting this?

INFORMATION: The two resident asswipes Vape/Ray are about to ban me as they do not like being confronted with the truth. To any genuine contributors out there I thank you sincerely for your suppert, as for the rest of you cunts with your numerous alias' and endless dupes.....keep it up the site ai all but fucked anyway!!

Man gets to heaven, and he’s amazed… It’s one vast, infinite room full of clocks. ‘What’s with the clocks?’ he asks St Peter who replies ‘Everyone on earth has their own clock. Underneath each one, you’ll see a name, date of birth and their occupation and when their clock stops, we know it’s time to go down and fetch them up.’ The man continues staring in awe when he notices out of the corner of his eye, the minute hand on one of the clocks suddenly spins around rapidly gaining an hour. ‘What’s that all about?’ he asks and St Peter says, ‘It’s a bit embarrassing but every time someone on earth masturbates, they lose an hour from their life, hence the hands quickly spinning around.’ ‘That’s incredible says the man, ‘Do you mind if I have a quick look round?’ ‘Be quick,’ says St Peter, I’m due to book you in’ The man’s gone for hours and St Peters getting worried but finally spots him, stumbling over the horizon of the vast, infinite room of clocks and he shouts out, ‘Where the fuck have you been?’ Man replies, ‘Sorry. Just looking for clocks belonging to Sickipedia Moderators.’ St Peter says, ‘Oh they’re all over there in the corner. We use theirs as extractor fans.’

We need some grammar nazi gas chambers operating in this site. You could have a cracking joke....but if U spell it lyk diz den it juz luks lyk a fukkin spaz row tit....

I was friended by a guy on here for no apparent reason, then I received notifications about every joke he posted... it done my head in so I've decided to downvote all his jokes and now I've blocked him! Fuck off dickhead!

"Big Brother is watching you," I said to my Feminist daughter. "Fuck off dad, I don't want to hear about any of your deranged right-wing conspiracy theories." "No, not that, I mean I went to change a bulb in Timmy's bedroom and found his peephole"

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well. Before i bought a Cadburys creme egg took it home carefully peeled off the foil off and scooped the gloop out. Have just this minute filled it back up with my wedensday wank. Im now off now to the shop where i first bought it and when the paki is not looking im going to put it back. Fingers crossed Victoria Cohen Mitchell will pop in and buy it. bye.

This site should be "GREEN" ......considering all these re-cycled jokes I AWAIT MY BURIAL KNOWING I'M RIGHT!!!