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I wouldn't say I was a coward, but I deserted from the Salvation Army.

My gay son is all happy that he caught the eye of a very high-ranking Catholic prelate, and was praising his "game" "Oooh, whilst he was doing me up the bum, he kept shouting - "I'll show you who's the Apostolic nonce !"

Catholic church announces small change to service - instead of the congregation shaking hands and saying "Peace be with you" they will now wish each other to " Have a nice day"

Wouldn't it be ironic when Joni Mitchell dies and she gets to heaven. She is hugely disappointed to find out it's one big giant car park ?

kirk- stop trying to eat me you black cunt

Kirk- true christian and abortion abolitionist. God- aborts Kirk

Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterhell

Vapeman???

The virgin Mary was never consulted about the immaculate conception. She delt with 9 months of pregnancy and never even got an orgasm out of it. So if I rape someone but after a vasectomy, am I better than god?

So, the new Popes American. I hear the Swiss guard are a bit worried about that, because if Islamist fundamentalists ambush the Popes motorcade and start shooting at him, they may get caught in the crossfire when the Pope whips his matching pair of fully customised AR15's out from under his cassock and starts shooting back.