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Phillip Schofield Castaway on an island!! Let me guess Epstein's!

Producers of The Crown are said to be "on the lookout" for someone to play Prince William in the next series of the Netflix drama. The names on their current shortlist are said to include Danny Glover, Wesley Snipes and Whoopi Goldberg.

Chris Moyles was better looking when he was a fat ugly cunt.

My missus was applying some Anusol to my bottom when she stopped to watch Coronation Street, "Come on love, " I said, "just finish what you were doing, you know I don't watch soaps. " "Fucking idiot, " she replied, "if you'd've watched the soap in prison I wouldn't have to do this. "

Delighted to have contributed to the ratings of The Gavin and Stacey Christmas special. By refusing to watch it.

Australia has a population density of 3.6-4 people per square kilometre. How the fuck are there any neighbours ?

It's a good job that Nella of celebrity jungle is a big spade quite apt for the hole she is digging herself.

If diversity was a gameshow, Britain's got talent.... ffs

What do you call the soap opera about a fat bird with big earrings who is married 5 times? Who cares...

Gail Platt may not have been in Coronation Street since D-day. But 50 years means she's been there since Waterloo.