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In another long day of doing nothing, my wife looked up from her crossword and asked, "What's the past tense for the Italian verb 'to be able', six letters ?" I quickly replied, "it's Potuto, potato."
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My wife's mad because I won't stop watching clips of the Coco Girls - a troupe of very slender french girls always dancing around in leotards on a French comedy programme in the 80s.... "Don't worry love," I said to her fat arse, "You're 7 or 8 times the woman that they are."
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My big fat wife waited for me in the bedroom, doing her best apparently to dress as "Wilma" of the Flintstones. I just sighed and said, "Jabba Dabba Do."
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It was a rainy day and I went to get something to eat and my wife wanted to come along and I refused. "A huge mouth-breather like you; the car windows fog up so bad I won't even get out of the fucking driveway."
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