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I was absolutely shocked when I heard about Justine Trudeau's relationship with Katy Perry, as it's known that that queer only likes other men and drag queens..... Then I remembered there were a bunch of times I saw a pair of nuts popping out of that little jumpertard thingy that Perry wears.

My wife really hates it since I now do nothing but watch a ton of Ice-Hockey and always use the NHL banter. Especially after I had to take her to the dentist when she was spitting chiclets, after I chin-checked the fat bitch with a hard uppercut.

Trudeau 'stands up to Trump' as the insults between Canada and Trump are traded like never before, after the US threatens to make Canada "the 51st State." Trudeau meekly backs down after Trump threatens to cut off the supply of vaginal panties worn by Canada's many crossdressers.

Today I learned that the reason Americans took up ice hockey is they can legally punch a Canadian in the face.

Donald Trump is encouraged to keep the 25% Tariffs on Canada, because in a press conference on this, Justine Trudeau couldn't stop stammering and stuttering. "Canada may not really be that weak though, that fag Trudeau always looks like he just can't get the cock out of his mouth."