Sickipedia

Todays dating for men is like the lottery, usually nothing, but just occasionally you might get two balls.

Ladies....the safe-word will be " Harder"

I woke up shaking, after looking at the horse's head in my bed. Don Vito just said, "We made a deal... we pay off your gambling debt, and in exchange you married my very ugly daughter."

I don't understand how guys react to girls who reject them like "Fuck you bitch, I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet." I like to make girls feel more positive if they reject me. I'll say something like "It's all good. I'm likely destined to be a serial killer and/or rapist anyways. Hope you find your match!" You know, make them feel good about themselves for dodging a bullet!

I was on a date and I told her I'm a First Responder. She said wow you work in the emergency services? I said no, when someone puts a racist joke on sickipedia I'm the first to respond with "haha yeah fuck those niggers!"

I became good friends with a woman at work a few months ago but whenever I ask her out on a date or sumfin she just keeps knocking me back saying she doesn't go out with work colleagues and is looking for a soulmate, So I told her we could work on that and if she gave me a chance and Sat on my face I'll eat my way to her Heart!