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A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem. The doctor says, "It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter." "D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?" The doctor tells him that he must remove the extra four inches to relieve the strain. Six months after the operation, the patient returns for his check-up. "Doctor, the operation was a success. I no longer stutter, I have a great job and my self-esteem is fantastic. However, my wife says that she misses the great sex we used to have. I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those four inches." The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, "I d-d-d-on't th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble."

I keep randomly shouting out "Broccoli" and "Cauliflower". I think I might have florets. Credit Olaf Falafel, the 8th funniest man in Sweden.

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I really hate the C word, I find it utterly offensive. The C word being Conservatives, the plural of CUNT.

A man with tourettes at work fell down stairs as was leaving. We knew it was him because as be fell down we heard a big massive *JIZZMONGCRAPSCRATCHSHRINKCOCKSHITNPANTSWORMYPOOLICKINKNICKERSCRANGEBAGSPOTMUNKSHITNPUSSCUNT* sound. He's ok. Pleeeeease get me to rank 5000.

Just wondering, does anyone know if Lewis Capaldi has finished his Glastonbury set yet?

Just found out my 9 year old daughter has Tourette's and I must say, I'm absolutely gutted. This means I'm not the amazing shag she led me to believe

I got the wife tested for Tourette’s but the results came back negative. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.

I've recently been getting a compulsion to munch on a well-known brand of breath-freshening chewing gum before going down the allotment dressed up as a gaudily apparelled 18th soldier in a skirt to scream at my bastard twatting cunt-burbling (twitch, twitch), hoooooooooom lightswitch lesbian licking cauliflower & broccoli crop whilst twirling a baton. Turns out I've got Majorettes Clorets Florets Tourette's! Yeah, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck right off! ----------- Oberer -----------

I hate my fucking twitchs seriously, I makes these strange noises., and twitch my eyes, especially between sentences.. I look like I'm fucking buffering