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Looks like Wasp is flavour of the month! And that flavour is dog shit ripple.

Blimey, these votes have been up and down in the last 24 hours more times than Katie Prices knickers. Percivals finger must be sore.

How are we meant to downvote now? Hopefully doesn't get marked as duplicate, like on my other accounts

Did you hear about the ploughman after a dodgy Madras? He fallowed through Yeah yeah. Gerrof moi laaaaand you cunt

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Heh heh heh, 'screw'.

This morning I found a list of New Year’s Day resolutions that I penned when I was 16, back in the dark ages. One of them went like this ‘I must stop talking aloud to myself’ . I reckon now, belatedly, I should try this resolution again. I wonder if any of you agree with me ? …… ….. ….. Hello, is anyone listening to me ?

Wasps son is a practicing homosexual. Christ help us when he gets good at it. Keep posting the shite.

I was listening to The Monkees on the radio in the prison showers. But then I dropped the soap. Now I'm a receiver...

Police, in a town in Wales whose name I can't pronounce never mind spell, held a press conference about a body recently discovered in a waste dump, the body was missing it's arms and legs, the police spokesman announced that they were currently unable to identify the body, they were in fact stumped !

There once was a man from Iran, Who never started what he began. He would build a bomb, That would cause great alarm,