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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Heh heh heh, 'screw'.

Looks like Wasp is flavour of the month! And that flavour is dog shit ripple.

Did you hear about the ploughman after a dodgy Madras? He fallowed through Yeah yeah. Gerrof moi laaaaand you cunt

I was listening to The Monkees on the radio in the prison showers. But then I dropped the soap. Now I'm a receiver...

This morning I found a list of New Year’s Day resolutions that I penned when I was 16, back in the dark ages. One of them went like this ‘I must stop talking aloud to myself’ . I reckon now, belatedly, I should try this resolution again. I wonder if any of you agree with me ? …… ….. ….. Hello, is anyone listening to me ?

There once was a man from Iran, Who never started what he began. He would build a bomb, That would cause great alarm,

Wasps son is a practicing homosexual. Christ help us when he gets good at it. Keep posting the shite.

Police, in a town in Wales whose name I can't pronounce never mind spell, held a press conference about a body recently discovered in a waste dump, the body was missing it's arms and legs, the police spokesman announced that they were currently unable to identify the body, they were in fact stumped !

the great xmas hits singers George Michael, Kirsty McColl, Shane Mcgowan and now Chris Rea all died at xmas. Dont worry, Cliff Richard, you've never had a great fucking xmas song.

What do you call an Irishman who makes watches?,.......................... O'Mega,.......... Dedicated to Dograper14 and the rest of the incels