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Looks like Wasp is flavour of the month! And that flavour is dog shit ripple.

Did you hear about the ploughman after a dodgy Madras? He fallowed through Yeah yeah. Gerrof moi laaaaand you cunt

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Heh heh heh, 'screw'.

Wasps son is a practicing homosexual. Christ help us when he gets good at it. Keep posting the shite.

I was listening to The Monkees on the radio in the prison showers. But then I dropped the soap. Now I'm a receiver...

Police, in a town in Wales whose name I can't pronounce never mind spell, held a press conference about a body recently discovered in a waste dump, the body was missing it's arms and legs, the police spokesman announced that they were currently unable to identify the body, they were in fact stumped !

What a complete fuck up. 10 years of writing jokes, gone., some 6,000 jokes. I'm out.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Prince Andrew" "Prince Andrew who?" "Andrew" "Andrew who?" " "

Superman knocked on my door rattling a tin so I asked him what he wanted and he said he was collecting on behalf of ex-German international footballers "Don't you get it", he said.... "I'm the caped Kroos-aider !" Is it a bird, is it a plane ? No, fuck off

David Lammy's so thick, if he was Sgt Wilson in Dad's Army's "The Deadly Attachment", upon being ordered to give the German U-Boat captain a primed hand grenade, he'd replace the dummy detonator for a real one Now beat that for shite obscurity