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It's is so sad this site is now apparently moderated by mumsnet, The sick jokes are deleted immediately, and the junior school level carry on type jokes are found to be hilarious. My respects to weaver dog and Kim young you have both cracked off some blinders. To the mods, Gary haggarty memes well snitches get stitches. To All the Belfast boys having your arse sewn up after a Gary bumming does not count. Anyway check out the other sick sites USA - punchline, she/he farted Muslim punchline, so I blew them up. Jew punchline, so I over charged them and complained to the rest of the world. Paki punchline, so I just wobbled my head got twated in the face and the English government gave me house and 36 million in compensation.

Got to feel sorry for Wasp. Looks like his account has been hacked and someone's posting really shit wife jokes. I've just counted about 1000 or so

OK Vapeman and the others. Please don't just delete this on sight. What's with the changing S.E.X to S*X? It makes otherwise fair jokes look stupid.

'Knock Knock' "Who's There?" "Terence Trent" "Terence Trent Who?" That's Rock n Roll!

I'm a dairy farmer and in the winter I fit my cows with tubular bells. So I can hear them in my cold field. I know it's shit.

Maybe we should all ask Italy for reparations for enslaving our ancestors. Why not go a step further and seek compensation from all the dead people that inflicted suffering and pain on our forebearers throughout history none of which we ourselves have experienced.

‘Big Brother is watching you‘, a famous quote from George Orwell’s Nineteen Eight-Four. A book in which he predicted the mass surveillance of British citizens,. What he didn’t foretell was that it would be us buying the cameras and that our biggest phobia would not be rats but that nobody would be watching us !

In the States recently I saw Dave Gilmour from Pink Floyd in a shopping centre. So I went up to him and slapped his bald head. He took exception to this and told me, “You’re just another prick in the mall.”

INFORMATION Just because you are all bored at home just remember this Sickipedia is a joke site. Post jokes. Not shit . Post shit get banned. New accounts just posting facebook reddit unfunny wank shite get banned. Pornographic Memes = banned Facebook or just Text memes will be deleted. Old accounts that have not posted for years and suddenly post dupes and spam guess what? NB.We Don't care how many points you have. Stallion, Darkman and ponga try and post jokes not any boring drivel you think of, I know it's difficult. And yes I am on my period. Have a nice day.

It’s Theresa May anagram time....heat my arse Theresa May MP....The smarmy ape You could also try the two shown below Right Honourable Theresa May MP Rt Hon Theresa May Join in if you feel lucky