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The Indian bloke next door got fed up with my racist jibes, so he invited me round to his family barbecue to 'break down barriers'. I've got to admit, I was pleasantly surprised. Lots of great food, booze, dancing and chat, and then to top it off, the eldest son got down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! Kind of put a damper on it though, when she said 'no' and he threw acid in her face.

Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

So, we can expect a black James Bond. Bet he'll be good with a knife.

"The colour of your skin doesn't determine your success in America. It's all about how hard you work and the choices you make" - Charlie Kirk. No wonder lots of black people didn't like him, they hate hard work and responsibility

Say racist shit and everyone calls you a racist, but no one calls you a liar.

Can't understand Tommy Robinson being asked to leave a restaurant in London. Surely they would have had at least one Paki in the kitchen who could wank and snot in his food.

As Amazon considers plots for the new Bond... "The names Bond, Brooke Bond, Tea stirred, not shaken. " Probably certified PG. You'll probably need to be old to understand this.

I switched tv channels to a programme called rescuing chimpanzees & thought it was really fucking racist as they showed a black human family. It was then that I realised it was just an advert.

To any moderators. To prevent any complaints from those of a Jewish nature about any subject what so ever, Make it a subscription only site.

Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.