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So, we can expect a black James Bond. Bet he'll be good with a knife.

The Muslim book of baby boys names must be thinner than the book of Labour values.

My daughter got married today despite getting mud all over the bottom of her dress on the way into the church. She told me she loved the poignant and emotional experience in spite of the black & irritating presence throughout I know exactly how she felt. Has anyone seen the movie "Ghost" ?

Small boat invasions

Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

The 112 year old scouser who had died was actually only 47. He'd lived in Liverpool all his life so it seemed like he was 112.

The Indian bloke next door got fed up with my racist jibes, so he invited me round to his family barbecue to 'break down barriers'. I've got to admit, I was pleasantly surprised. Lots of great food, booze, dancing and chat, and then to top it off, the eldest son got down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! Kind of put a damper on it though, when she said 'no' and he threw acid in her face.

To any moderators. To prevent any complaints from those of a Jewish nature about any subject what so ever, Make it a subscription only site.

Can't understand Tommy Robinson being asked to leave a restaurant in London. Surely they would have had at least one Paki in the kitchen who could wank and snot in his food.

Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.