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My mate accused me of always overreacting. So I chopped the cunts head off.

For fuck's sake, fucking Ian Watkins is gonna be released before these Epstein files isn't he?

Pest controllers say the UK is on the brink of a 'vermin explosion'. Well, that's what happens when you let Islamic fundamentalists in.

There's an advert on the TV for Vanish that says the worst time to find a stain on your clothes is when you're doing the ironing. Surely, the worst time to find a stain on your clothes is when you've been taken to the criminal forensic lab.

"Beam me out of here Scotty before some cunt shoots me in the neck....fuck...too late. "

I sent my mate a photo of my girlfriend laying naked on my bed. "Feel like popping round and giving me a hand with this?" I texted. "Fucking hell mate!!!" he texted back immediately. "Too right I do, I'll be there in five minutes." That's a relief, because I don't think I could carry her body out to the car alone.

Gingle bells Prince Andrew smells Fergie laid an egg The paedophile, ran a mile But it'll never go away

Jerry and Kate McCann went to see the Pope to ask if he could help find their daughter. The Pope said he'd love to help but the Catholic Clergy was more used to hunting down small boys.

I made the wife a slap-up meal last night I ate it then gave her an uppercut

It's funny how you've never seen Donald Trump & Prince Andrew in the same room Presume paedo orgies aren't their thing