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Mock-up of new boy band sponsored by famous jam manufacturers, the name of this boy band is currently undecided, suggestions welcome.

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.  Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.  Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?'  'Shane's wife gave it to me.' Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?' 'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow".'  She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'

"That's amazing Holmes!" Dr Watson exclaimed, "You were able to deduce that the butler was the only suspect simply based on the position of the sun and the amount that parsley had sunk into the butter on a warm day?" "Well, yes... that and the fact that he was black."

At this time of insensitivity and racial unrest, we have responsibility to ensure that we don’t cause any more racial tension. One stupid or ignorant comment could cause violence or riots between the Muslims, the negro’s and the humans.

The names of 20,000 suspected terrorists are to be shared by MI5. Although I bet there are fewer than 20,000 names on that list. 19,000 of them start "Mohammed"

Ironic really that in the end Hitler's own final solution was to put a bullet in his brain. Perhaps the pricks that think he was a hero and promote his ideology should follow his example.

How do you stop black kids from running away? Wet their lips and stick them to the windows.

A number of Poles have went on the rampage after their mayor Pawel Adamowicz was stabbed on stage during a charity event... ...so far 30 cars have been washed, 20 cars valeted and 18 dominos pizzas delivered.

I bought my Italian boss a present .... A tie with a large eye printed on it .... And that my friends, is how you do subtle racism.

An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.