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Mock-up of new boy band sponsored by famous jam manufacturers, the name of this boy band is currently undecided, suggestions welcome.

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.  Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.  Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?'  'Shane's wife gave it to me.' Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?' 'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow".'  She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'

At this time of insensitivity and racial unrest, we have responsibility to ensure that we don’t cause any more racial tension. One stupid or ignorant comment could cause violence or riots between the Muslims, the negro’s and the humans.

The names of 20,000 suspected terrorists are to be shared by MI5. Although I bet there are fewer than 20,000 names on that list. 19,000 of them start "Mohammed"

Ironic really that in the end Hitler's own final solution was to put a bullet in his brain. Perhaps the pricks that think he was a hero and promote his ideology should follow his example.

A number of Poles have went on the rampage after their mayor Pawel Adamowicz was stabbed on stage during a charity event... ...so far 30 cars have been washed, 20 cars valeted and 18 dominos pizzas delivered.

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Biden the fenian cunt

I bought my Italian boss a present .... A tie with a large eye printed on it .... And that my friends, is how you do subtle racism.

A charity concert has been set up in honour of the 39 immigrants found dead in the back of a lorry. So far to confirm are Ice T, The Black Eyed Peas and Arctic Monkeys