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Kier Starmer: "We're gonna send money to Jamaica to help with the storm". There you go Lenny Henry. There's your fucking reparations.

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They were voters on 11.4.25 They will be infidels on 1.1.26 .........

I phoned 999 to say my wife is going into labour. They said, 'Kier Starmer is a prick, but that's not an emergency

The Labour Party: Have cancelled their Christmas Nativity. Apperently they couldn't find three wise men...

Kier didn't get much sleep last night, he kept getting up to check under his bed for any barrels of black powder.

Mr it

A 4th-grade teacher asks her class, "Who is a Trump fan?" The children, unsure of what a Trump fan is, all raised their hands except Little Johnny. The teacher asks why he's not a Trump fan. Little Johnny says, "Because I'm a Democrat". The teacher asks, "Why are you a Democrat?". Little Johnny says, "Because my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so that makes me a Democrat." The teacher says, "What if your mom is a moron and your dad is an idiot? What does that make you?. Little Johnny, with a smile, says, "That would make me a Trump fan".

GOVERNMENT: That thing that keeps putting up the price of booze and fags then wonders why the suicide rate is at an all time high. Enjoy the budget next month while that millionaire Rayner is sunning her taxpayer paid fake tits.