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My son has the same colour eyes as my wife. Neither of them has learnt to duck when they piss me off.
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"Beam me out of here Scotty before some cunt shoots me in the neck....fuck...too late. "
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"Looks like our lad is determined to get his fifteen minutes of fame. " I said to my wife. "What makes you say that love?" She asked. "He's took my service revolver to school with him." I replied.
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Ban pornography featuring strangulation, say researchers. Fine by me. The porn I watch starts after the strangulation anyway.
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Terrorists. The only people who won't eat Hawaiian pizza because of the ham.
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They say that one out of every four people has the potential to be a serial killer. So I killed three of my close friends. I should be safe now.
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I'm working hard to put an end to Modern Slavery. Let's bring back the good old-fashioned type with chains, sticks and hobbling.
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Gone for 18 years , and only 4 days to find Madeleine McCann ? Next year it'll be down to only three days for Tony Robinson's Time Team.
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Just how evil must Tony Blair be if Hamas don't want him in charge of anyrhing
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If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University, do NOT say: Let's have a quickfire round.
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