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As a spectacle, Women's Football is right up there with Thalidomide Archery.

Can’t for the life of me think why Tarzan, is the only movie Hollywood hasn’t ‘race swapped’, innit.

Good deeds count, so this Christmas I'm burning down a mosque.

Starmer; Unless you have the Britcard, you won't be allowed to work in the UK. He doesn't get irony, does he?.

News: Ring doorbell captures horrifying moment a Somali refugee follows a schoolgirl to her front door and enters. Good thing there’s a video; now the police can arrest that girl and reward that migrant.

When I wad a Copper in London I stopped this Black bloke driving: I said: Licence & all was good. Insurance all valid. MOT in date. Had to do him for wasting Police time in the end!

I'm fucking livid that my daughter's Paki boyfriend got the shit kicked out of him by two racists. I paid for three.

A bloke stopped me and the wife for directions in London, assuming we were locals. I can't understand why, we're both white.

How can we recognise Palestine...even the locals don't recognise the place anymore.

An American boy is sitting in a school library assiduously studying Hebrew when he starts getting mocked by his peers. When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language." "What if you's goes to Hell ?" "I already talk American."