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UK grime legend Wiley admits he's completely broke & back living at his mum's house. Last time i saw him he was wearing a Rolex.

A beautiful blond woman goes to the doctor looking amazing with her hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a designer purse. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" She says, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind ... but I'm ashamed to tell you where." "It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone." "Okay," says the woman. "It was at Tesco".

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Recently my attractive niece was telling us how she stayed in a haunted hotel.... She checked into a room, and then went to complain to the front that she was hearing a lot of bumps through the walls and such, like some people might be spying on her changing or setting up a hidden camera or something. The guy at the front desk just laughed and said, "Uh, no, that's our famous haunted hotel room."

You found my hat, Yeah and you can find it on ebay.

All the punters have left sickipedia. Why would some1 pay to advertise when there is no traffic? Unless you were selling vaseline to that big boy Wasp. That might pay off i suppose.

The new hangover film looks shit

Tim Westwood in court for rape, The judge shouted Westwood has entered the building.