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I accidentally are some dog treats, they were quite tasty actually, but this stupid bitch next door complained to the Police when I was marking my territory outside her house.

Just In CNN Fake News Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.

I’m looking forward to the fight. Jake Paul to win by bank transfer.

Just opened the window on my advent calendar and Liam Payne fell out....

Bloke knocked the door asking for £4 a month for medicine in Africa. I said no way you shouldn't take medication on an empty stomach.

I'm moving to Arfica £2 a month for clean water It's cheaper there than it is here

What do dentists call x rays? Tooth pics

UK grime legend Wiley admits he's completely broke & back living at his mum's house. Last time i saw him he was wearing a Rolex.

A beautiful blond woman goes to the doctor looking amazing with her hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a designer purse. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" She says, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind ... but I'm ashamed to tell you where." "It's okay," says the doctor. "Our communication is privileged; I won't tell anyone." "Okay," says the woman. "It was at Tesco".

Recently my attractive niece was telling us how she stayed in a haunted hotel.... She checked into a room, and then went to complain to the front that she was hearing a lot of bumps through the walls and such, like some people might be spying on her changing or setting up a hidden camera or something. The guy at the front desk just laughed and said, "Uh, no, that's our famous haunted hotel room."