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Poor old Prince Andrew To fuck an underage prostitute cost him his titles, his knighthood and his reputation. It only costs me £30.00 up Rochester way.

The net is closing in on Prince Andrew Shame about the MET

47 years ago, the adorable French singer Lio sang about having her banana split suddenly stolen by the abominable snowman.... I finally understood what she was talking about, after I saw my yeti-like wife rip the ice-cream out of the hands of a younger slender girl.

Wasp. All your Christmases have come at once kid. Waspipedia. Theres no stopping you now kid. I bet youre eyeing up a Stand Up spot at The Royal Variety Performance.

I found out my wife's been following this scammer online and making payments to "Mr. Make-it-Happen."..... "unless he's giving you tips on how to quickly kill yourself," I told her, "It's a complete waste."

A man has been found dead at the bottom of an Italian lake, his feet set in cement. Police have concrete evidence of homicide.

The dentist said to my wife, "we need to get at the root cause of your sudden and rapid tooth-loss over the age of 50." I laughed, "iIt's the fat bitch consistently not minding her own fucking business."

"People are like onions. When they make me cry, I cut them up." John Wayne Gacy, 1993

What do MILFs and John Wayne Gacy have in common? They both like to eat young guys

What's worse than the pimples on Jeffrey Dahmer's face? The blackhead in his fridge.