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So it's 3am and I'm sat in front of the TV in the dark, tissues next to me, all lubed up with cock in hand, watching a pair of twins on screen. One twin goes down slowly, then another. My hand speeds up as the finale happens... I just fucking love 9/11.

GARY HAGGARTY IS A FAT BASTARD TOMMY THAT RAPES GRANNYS AND KIDS. HE IS A UVF MI5 AGENT FROM BELFAST

I just kicked the shit out of a homeless woman so she can go to hospital and have a bed for the night

Even I think Bigboy is a whining little mincer who loves it when his dad and uncle cover their cocks in broken glass and ram his arsehole until it splits. He private messaged me to join in but even I'm not that big a faggot.

If you are wise you won't listen to him.

Is it too early to say Andy Taylor raped me?

F.A.S.T FACE - Is the face fat with greasy spots? ARMS - Do they wander into little boys pants? SPEECH - Is he saying 'Aye' instead of 'Yes'? TIME - time to call the cops, it's Gary Haggarty.

What's the difference between Peter Sutciffe and Northern Ireland tout Gary Haggarty? The first one's a serial killer the other's a serial liar!!! ????

I'm about to murder my wife. Just in case, I'm wearing gloves that are too small for me.

My first wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms. My second wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms. My third wife died from a cracked skull... ...the bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms.