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Rare flat-headed cat spotted in Thailand for the first time in 29 years. Big deal. There's one of those on the kerbside down the end of my street.

What happened to Jackbumtits when he dropped the soap in the prison showers?............ Fuck all cos he's a fuck ugly cunt

Got the missus a necklace for Christmas. Weighed it at the self-service checkout. Put it through as 24 carrots.

What's the difference between dogfucker14 and Jackbumskids? About 15 pages on the sex offender's register

So it's 3am and I'm sat in front of the TV in the dark, tissues next to me, all lubed up with cock in hand, watching a pair of twins on screen. One twin goes down slowly, then another. My hand speeds up as the finale happens... I just fucking love 9/11.

GARY HAGGARTY IS A FAT BASTARD TOMMY THAT RAPES GRANNYS AND KIDS. HE IS A UVF MI5 AGENT FROM BELFAST

I just kicked the shit out of a homeless woman so she can go to hospital and have a bed for the night

Even I think Bigboy is a whining little mincer who loves it when his dad and uncle cover their cocks in broken glass and ram his arsehole until it splits. He private messaged me to join in but even I'm not that big a faggot.

Is it too early to say Andy Taylor raped me?

F.A.S.T FACE - Is the face fat with greasy spots? ARMS - Do they wander into little boys pants? SPEECH - Is he saying 'Aye' instead of 'Yes'? TIME - time to call the cops, it's Gary Haggarty.