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OK guys and girls not a joke more an observation. It would appear we are seeing another rise in Trolls who delight in bad mouthing anyone who dares to post what (in their) opinion is an old joke. As Rhett Butler once said; "frankly my dear I don't give a damn"...but sadly these imbeciles seem to delight in making derogatory remarks for the sake of it....also noticeable that many of them do not even contribute to this otherwise excellent website. So come on give it a rest, grow up or move on.....preferably to the M25 in rush hour! ApolOgies in advance for taking up anyones time Wwith this observation.

Sadly it now seems that courtesy of a few retards the Sickpedia is all but fucked...for a second time...memes are utter crap ditto the last batch of so-called jokes posted! To those genuine Sickpedians...and you guys now who you are..it's been fun while it lasted lads, take care and keep well.

If you aren't over 40 this joke will probably go over your head. It was told to me by an old fella in the pub, (David O'R...., RIP) in the late 80s. I spilled my pint when he told it. Guy walks into the pub and orders a pint of Whitbread Pale Ale. He sits at a table next to these two muscular women. Tough dames. Anyways, he goes to the toilet for a whiz, and when he emerges from the clungee, he sees one of the woman putting his pint glass to her arse cheeks and letting rip. Horrified, he walks over to the table and asks "You fart in my Whitbread?" Chunky girl says "no, that's her. I'm Tessa Sanderson". *taxi for Paul... *

A bloke goes for the job of cook on a ship. The geezer who is interviewing asks "Can you fry eggs". "Can I fry fucking eggs! I"ve worked in some of the top hotels in England" replies the bloke... "Give me half a dozen." So he"s given six eggs which he starts to juggle with. After a minute of brilliant juggling, he throws the eggs one-by-one over his shoulder towards the frying pan which is behind him. Each egg hits the side of the pan, cracks open and the shell falls into the bin below and the eggs slide unbroken into the frying pan. "That"s amazing," says the interviewer "but it must have been a fluke." "A fluke! Give me a dozen" says the bloke. He then proceeds to do even more elaborate juggling and repeat the finale so there"s now eighteen unbroken eggs sizzling in the frying pan. "Well then do I get the job" "No, you fuck about too much!!"

Hi Markrees my bestest friend Hope you are well I know what youve been up to you mucky little fucker...Anyway you may find this hard to believe ,,I have imaginary friends. They are real people, however i imagine they are my friends. bye

To the odd cunt that's still left and makes the effort. Merry fucking Christmas. I wish STDs on all off you. Except that cunt from Oxford. He can suck on Santa's cock while being fucked up the shitter by Rudolph. I'm off to get some baby oil and a man size tissue ready for my Christmas day wank. over the Queens speech. Now fuck off and rape your sisters.

Why did the scouser cross the road? To remind everyone on the other side about the 96 !

I went dressed as a leaf for a Halloween party, one guy came in dressed as a leaf blower. Needless to say, it was awkward and we tried to avoid each other all night.

Rule number one after purchasing a parrot ' teach it to say ' help they have turned me into a parrot

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.