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okipaul

7 years ago-Events-Iceland vs Iceland-Post Rating : 26

If you aren't over 40 this joke will probably go over your head. It was told to me by an old fella in the pub, (David O'R...., RIP) in the late 80s. I spilled my pint when he told it. Guy walks into the pub and orders a pint of Whitbread Pale Ale. He sits at a table next to these two muscular women. Tough dames. Anyways, he goes to the toilet for a whiz, and when he emerges from the clungee, he sees one of the woman putting his pint glass to her arse cheeks and letting rip. Horrified, he walks over to the table and asks "You fart in my Whitbread?" Chunky girl says "no, that's her. I'm Tessa Sanderson". *taxi for Paul... *

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