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Santa: little girl, what would you like for Christmas? Girl: I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe. Santa: Doesn't Barbie come with Ken? Girl: No...she fakes

I said: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. The rest of the Hillsborough inquiry team didn't agree.

Hillsborough families say ‘we’ll never get justice’ as police escape punishment despite report’s findings. That's terrible news. They must be crushed.

Q. What's pink, rusty and sits in the garden doing nothing? A. Madeleine McCann's bike ???! Nope, vapeman's butt-plug & server in a few week's time!

Spit or Swallow?

Mistletoe and farts

Satan is sitting on his throne in Hell, going through his mail. Satan says, “DAMN, another Christmas letter from a thick, DYSLEXIC, asshole.”

Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive. He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.

Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive. He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.