A bloke goes for the job of cook on a ship. The geezer who is interviewing asks "Can you fry eggs". "Can I fry fucking eggs! I"ve worked in some of the top hotels in England" replies the bloke... "Give me half a dozen." So he"s given six eggs which he starts to juggle with. After a minute of brilliant juggling, he throws the eggs one-by-one over his shoulder towards the frying pan which is behind him. Each egg hits the side of the pan, cracks open and the shell falls into the bin below and the eggs slide unbroken into the frying pan. "That"s amazing," says the interviewer "but it must have been a fluke." "A fluke! Give me a dozen" says the bloke. He then proceeds to do even more elaborate juggling and repeat the finale so there"s now eighteen unbroken eggs sizzling in the frying pan. "Well then do I get the job" "No, you fuck about too much!!"
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scorpiox666 Why is my usernam name in Fresh Hell's Feedback on every comment - It's not me !!!
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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.
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