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In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

Dear moderators, Kindly remove my wife from my timeline Thanks

A member of the Irish rap group Kneecap has been charged with a terror offence. I wonder what it was he did? Maybe he tied a bunch of paramedics' hands behind their backs then shot them in the back of the head. Or bulldozed a few houses while the occupants were locked inside. Who knows?

Do you think the Jew that got the Id tattoo '007' during the Holocaust felt kinda cool for a while?

I wonder if Luke Littler would hit you in the face every time with a snowball

When he was Southampton FC manager, one of the biggest complaints against Russell Martin was he bought all his mates to play for Southampton. With their new manger, Will Still, The Saints have made sure that doesn't happen again. Because Will Still is Ginger. And Ginger people have no friends

80s singer, musician and actor Leee John, is using his imagination to relaunch his career - as a magician. He'll be on stage late though you're Looking at Midnight Nod to Chum

Good thing there is a "Jokes With No Home" option. I believe that is where I should post some stuff about the kids from Palestine.

92-year-old Ryland Headley has been sentenced to life in prison for the rape and murder of Louisa Dunne 58 years ago. I would like to congratulate the Police on their speedy and thorough work on this case and am glad he will spend the rest of his life in jail, unable to hurt anyone else. Thank goodness he didn't get away with it.

I love putting on underwear, fresh and warm, out of the dryer and then look around the laundromat to see who it belongs to.