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Tyler Robinson, eh? Wonder if he's any relation to Andy?

Michelle Agyemang beat off Luke Littler and Llando Norris. Keen skier is she ?

I applied for a presenters job with GB news. They said I wasn't that much of a cunt.

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders. SPLITTERS!

My gay son is a lad that has stars in his eyes.... Six-pointed-stars, from watching far too much televised programming on the Electric Jew.

'Kevin the carrot had a terrible shock, for lennywankstain was rubbing his cock. With a gleam in his eye,he called himself Chum,and promptly rammed Kevin back up his bum' (to be continued)

'Kevin the carrot thought Christmas was a blast....Until he found himself rammed up lennys arse' New advert coming soon...

"And the award for the funniest Christmas advert of 2025 goes to.....The little nigger kids with cleft palettes" Fucking hilarious!!

Mrs Brown's Boys, Ru Paul's Drag Race, Black Doctor Who and myriad paedophiles, could all soon be in the dustbin of history. God must have guided the assassin's bullet.

Went for a job at the BBC Interview was a disaster, the interviewer even gave up writing and was playing on his phone. At the end he added as an afterthought - "ohh do you have any questions for us?" To which I said asked "errm yeah, does it matter that I am on the sex offenders register?" Anyway long story short - I start on Monday.