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Homer Simpson gets home from the nuclear power plant one night and finds a massive skidmark laced around the bowl of the Evergreen Terrace shitter " For fuck's sake Marge ! " , he shouts , "Have you had a poo today ? " " Yes Homey " , she shouts back , " Up the arse by the Kiwk-e-Mart bins ! "

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

Dear moderators, Kindly remove my wife from my timeline Thanks

A strange thought has been pestering me all day Do comedians die laughing ?

A member of the Irish rap group Kneecap has been charged with a terror offence. I wonder what it was he did? Maybe he tied a bunch of paramedics' hands behind their backs then shot them in the back of the head. Or bulldozed a few houses while the occupants were locked inside. Who knows?

Do you think the Jew that got the Id tattoo '007' during the Holocaust felt kinda cool for a while?

As a Parent, as our children got older and we needed to employ a babysitter. The piece of kit you just have to get is the Nanny-cam. How else would I get to see Janine from number 62 get backskuttled on my chesterfield.

Over the Christmas break there, I took the wife and kids to see a show. The show itself was okay, but the experience was blighted somewhat as we ended up sitting next to a couple of these so-called 'cross-dressers'. And this in a supposedly family-friendly venue! Proper spoiled my enjoyment of the panto, I can tell you.

Wildfires in California have spread and are now destroying homes in North and West Los Angeles. Awww... Those poor millionaires...

I wonder if Luke Littler would hit you in the face every time with a snowball