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Homer Simpson gets home from the nuclear power plant one night and finds a massive skidmark laced around the bowl of the Evergreen Terrace shitter " For fuck's sake Marge ! " , he shouts , "Have you had a poo today ? " " Yes Homey " , she shouts back , " Up the arse by the Kiwk-e-Mart bins ! "

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

Dear moderators, Kindly remove my wife from my timeline Thanks

A strange thought has been pestering me all day Do comedians die laughing ?

This Kawasaki virus is nothing new, I suffered from it in the 1970s, I only recovered when I changed to a Honda CM200.

A guy walks into a bar and sits beside another guy and immediately notices he has a giant cigarette lighter. The first guy says "Wow! That's a huge lighter! Where'd you get it?" The other guy replies, "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish." "Cool! Can I try it?" "Sure." The first guy rubs the bottle and a genie appears. "You are granted one wish" says the genie. The guy replies excitedly, "I want a million bucks!" "Your wish is granted." And the genie disappears. A few minutes pass and then suddenly the bar door swings open and in pour ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks fall over each other and fill up the bar. "I can't believe this!" says the guy who just made his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" The second guy responds, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"

Hahahahahahahahjaha... lets see you downvote now you fucking ginger kiddie fiddling cocksucker. Fuck you and your worthless benefit thief of a dad,

A member of the Irish rap group Kneecap has been charged with a terror offence. I wonder what it was he did? Maybe he tied a bunch of paramedics' hands behind their backs then shot them in the back of the head. Or bulldozed a few houses while the occupants were locked inside. Who knows?

Do you think the Jew that got the Id tattoo '007' during the Holocaust felt kinda cool for a while?

As a Parent, as our children got older and we needed to employ a babysitter. The piece of kit you just have to get is the Nanny-cam. How else would I get to see Janine from number 62 get backskuttled on my chesterfield.