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What do you do if you're not clever enough to think of a joke to post? Fill the comment sections with absolute shite because you're a retarded attention seeking cunt.

This isn't a fucking joke. I've just heard that Scotland Yard...Fucking SCOTLAND YARD are investigating Jo Brand's joke about throwing battery acid over politicitians. FUCKING SCOTLAND YARD! There are children being stabbed all over London, there are fucking paedos grooming our children on the internet, there are pensioners being taken in by fucking Nigerian scams but SCOTLAND FUCKING YARD are investigating some second rate comedians fucking JOKE. PISS OFF.

I see the mongs are running the meme page again, what is wrong with these absolute fucktard?????? Wouldn't be half as bad if the odd one was actually funny

Given the wide range of utensils available, what was it about the spoon that prompted the dish to elope with it? joke by oboe. is this all this site has become now, shite like this.... and the ability to critique is blocked, so one cannot call out said shite.

Just got rid of the boring haggarty memes and now the boring cunts are flooding the meme page with shit unfunny troll memes Please don't post memes unless they are funny you boring cunts

So now MY jokes are being deleted by Sickipedia admin as ‘they don’t deserve a place on the site’?! This was the joke: “This website is being abused more than Madeline McCann. Sickipedia used to be someone’s baby; cared for and cherished. Even Kate and Gerry checked on their kids occasionally.” Not the funniest I know, but scored 32, wasn’t stolen and was at least original. So it’s fine for some mong to manipulate the scores, recycle old shit and fuck up the whole place, yet I don’t deserve a space?! Fuck you Sickipedia - enjoy your collection of shit stolen by cunts. I’m off.

An old rhyme. Mary had two rabbits, one was a Belgian buck, She put them on the table to see if they would.... Run around the table like monkeys up a stick One put his finger where he should have put his... P is for pudding R is for rice, F is for something it’s naughty but it’s nice Rats do it cats do it monkeys have a try, mums do it dads do it , Why shouldn’t I.... Upon a mountain top sitting on a rock, I saw a China man playing with his... Cock a Robin went a fishing, fishing for a whale, down came a bumblebee and stung him on the... Ask no questions get no lies, I saw a policeman fastening up his... Flies are a nuisance bugs are even worse, This is the end of my little Chinese verse. Pathetic I know.

The Chip shop i go to still wrap up meals in newspaper. Yesterday i got a Plaice in The Sun.

8 men jailed in Oxford for raping 13 year-old girls: How many are named John, or Peter, or Harry, or James, or William, or Charles, or Andrew, or Paul, or Stephen?

'Not a joke' post and no doubt I'll get grief for this and have my jokes voted down on sight, but.... For fucks sake. You fucking retards who are fighting one another with big hard men keyboard warrior words on here and slagging each other off, why don't you use your energy posting some decent jokes on here instead of making yourselves look like fucking morons? Either that or message one another your personal details and addresses, meet up and stab each other to death. 90 percent of the people using this site laugh and enjoy the jokes people post. It's just a shame that the 10 percent who keep banging on about the same old boring shit and find time in between fingering their sister and wanking their nan off, continue to post bitchy comments about other users. If you don't like the site, the jokes, the fact that jokes get repeated from the 'Old site' blah blah fucking blah, or you don't like the users, then do us all a favour and fuck off, please. Cunt wank bitch fuck.