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I saw a mate who I hadn't seen for a while. "Wow Dave, great to see you again, you've lost so much weight, been on a health binge or something?" "Hello, John, " I replied, "I'm afraid it's down to my wife, she will be using a wheelchair permanently soon so I thought it best lose the weight. " "Oh, I'm sorry to here that, " he replied, "so you've lost the weight so you will be fit enough to push her around?" "Not at all, " I answered, "I just don't want to be a fat cunt when I go looking for a replacement. "
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