Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed."What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not only a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock." "Really?, How does it work?" The drunk picks up a hammer, and gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the apartment wall screams, " YOU STUPID WANKER!!..it's 3:30 in the FUCKING morning!"
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dogsbody14 Sheldon?? Are you completely retarded? We know it's you lennywankstain! BTW,that's a girls bum,too old and the wrong sex for you,bacon nonce!
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dogsbody14 sheldon007,you thick cunt,you're talking to yourself! Lennywankstain, you can't do fuck all right,can you!
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dogsbody14 Oh! You filthy bastard! How old are those kids in that download YOU paid for?? 🤔 🤮
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sheldon007 Come on ya pathetic cretin tell us how many thumbs up you’re expecting for that unfunny dire piece of fuckin’ shit? ….the wanker behind @sheldon007 is the same loser behind chum, wasp, login, bomber!
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dogsbody14 @risco a.k.a lennywankstain, you haven't got an original insult have ya? You can't take someones original insult and turn it back on them! Underage gay porn?? You dirty bacon nonce! 'Ding Dong......!'
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