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jimmysammy

8 years ago-Other-Drinking-Post Rating : 0

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed."What's that gong for?" the friend asks him. "It's not only a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock." "Really?, How does it work?" The drunk picks up a hammer, and gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the apartment wall screams, " YOU STUPID WANKER!!..it's 3:30 in the FUCKING morning!"

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