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Dave takes his girlfriend Sharon home to meet his parents for the first time. Unfortunately she suffers with horrendous flatulence and can't control her arse guffs. They sit down to dinner and immediately, Sharon drops one. Dave's dad looks at the pet dog sat next to Sharon and shouts, "Under Rover, under!" A relieved Sharon thinks to herself, "What a result, he thinks it was the dog" A few minutes later, Sharon let's rip again, this time louder than before. Again, Dave's dad looks at the dog and shouts, "Under Rover, under!" Sharon is amazed and for the next 20 minutes she farts with gay abandon and each time, Dave's dad shouts at the dog. Dessert is finally served and Sharon's arse delivers an almighty final eruption, the loudest and smelliest yet. Dave's dad jumps to his feet and yells at the dog, "Under Rover under, before she fucking shits on you."