I'll never forget the day, 26th March 2015. A spaceship landed and I was approached by an alien who gave me six numbers. "Use these on your lotto, " he said, "I will return in one week, please be here. " So I rushed off and used the numbers on the lottery. They were shit, not a fucking penny. So I went to the meeting place a week later and sure enough the craft landed again and the alien approached me, "Well I said, those numbers were a waste of time, what the fuck was all that about?" "We've been studying your language and customs for many years now, " replied the alien, "April fool you cunt."
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dogsbody14 Someone's worried....aren't they Gareth? But,don't worry, we've already done the investigation for you, and we already know 😉
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risco …aye, that was all over social media last year, just as it is this…. ….& why have you ‘😆’ ya own content you utterly sad tosser?
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dogsbody14 Come on Gareth, hit us with another masterpiece of mirth! Your public are awaiting another witty and satirical bundle of joy and mirth to entertain us....
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dogsbody14 We know the truth Gareth, it's been proven beyond any reasonable doubt, SO for the record, again , it's up to YOU to prove that the various alts aren't you! The longer you leave it,the more proof we have?
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dogsbody14 'Hard drive' interesting that you should mention that Gareth....6am Knock Knock? BTW....That does constitute a threat,however hard you try to deny it....Interesting to see how many threats you have made over the years? Tut Tut!!
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dogsbody14 Our residential comedy genius hits new heights of satire and originality with this absolute gem! Completely written with no jealously or bitterness, just pure,unfiltered humour, guaranteed to entertain the whole family, plus,you will be telling this wonderful joke to all your friends for months to come! Well done Gareth, 10/10
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