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rejectdog

8 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 0

I'll never forget the day, 26th March 2015. A spaceship landed and I was approached by an alien who gave me six numbers. "Use these on your lotto, " he said, "I will return in one week, please be here. " So I rushed off and used the numbers on the lottery. They were shit, not a fucking penny. So I went to the meeting place a week later and sure enough the craft landed again and the alien approached me, "Well I said, those numbers were a waste of time, what the fuck was all that about?" "We've been studying your language and customs for many years now, " replied the alien, "April fool you cunt."

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dogsbody14 I fucked your alts of wasp,and now everyone knows you're risco....Where's bomber/chum/stickyagain gone Gareth?

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dogsbody14 'Knock Knock......Who's there.....?'

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dogsbody14 No need to get angry, just relax....Gareth.

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dogsbody14 Gareth IS a proper nasty peado skank,isn't he? But,please don't worry lenny,everything is fine...😆..

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dogsbody14 @lennywankstain...Come on,you cunt! Try and be original ffs! Who first said that your mum fucks tramps? ME!

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dogsbody14 You fucking what? Not another mock Yank account!

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