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rejectdog

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I'll never forget the day, 26th March 2015. A spaceship landed and I was approached by an alien who gave me six numbers. "Use these on your lotto, " he said, "I will return in one week, please be here. " So I rushed off and used the numbers on the lottery. They were shit, not a fucking penny. So I went to the meeting place a week later and sure enough the craft landed again and the alien approached me, "Well I said, those numbers were a waste of time, what the fuck was all that about?" "We've been studying your language and customs for many years now, " replied the alien, "April fool you cunt."

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lennyscrevasse Why the hell should anyone care about the opinion dograpist? Not like you post anything yourself. All you do is chirp away behind your keyboard trolling users and fantasizing about dogs. You're the worse type of incel as well. You can dish it out but can't take it. Just jog on

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lennyscrevasse Jackbumtits, again show me some proof of me using other accounts / alter egos. I suspect the old bill gave up when they realised they were dealing with a sad lonely incel turd. Watch thru don't get hold of your hard drive you fucking creep

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lennyscrevasse I'm not threatening you dogfucker. Come and call me a nonce to my face, that's all

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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB

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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB

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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB

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