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Stevie Wonder's playing an intimate gig in a little Japanese club. Before he starts he asks for any requests. A little Japanese man at the front jumps up and down shouting "Pray a Jazz Chord! Pray a Jazz Chord!" Impressed by the little man's knowledge of his musical history and prowess, Stevie and the band crack into a 5 minute Jazz extravaganza in F#. As they finish the little man is still jumping up and down shouting "Pray a Jazz Chord! Pray a Jazz Chord!". Perturbed but determined to impress, Stevie leads the band into another 5 minute jam in C minor. As they come to a close the little man shouts again "No! Pray a Jazz Chord!" Pissed off at this point Stevie shouts at the little man telling him if he thinks he can do better to come up an play himself! The little man climbs up on stage and sits at the piano, and as he starts to play he sings: "A jazz chord, to say, I ruuuuv youuuuu"
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