I just bought an Italian Job advent calendar but couldn't get into the chocolates inside. I asked my mate Dave to help and he said tiny bit of dynamite would do it, now there's a fucking great hole in my wall. "Fucking hell Dave" I said, "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".
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