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90pcrecycledmaterial at least FedEx crashes in the ocean so you can swim to the nearest island and befriend a volleyball for a few years
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90pcrecycledmaterial Courtesy of Bob Kostic https://x.com/causticbob/status/1854318568373985433 and he steals all his jokes too...
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