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This is a genuinely true story I thought my fellow sickipedians may enjoy. I got home from work the other day and my daughter, who is nearly 3, told me “Daddy, a coon stole all my stuffs”. Despite my personal enjoyment of sicki-style humour, this accusation came as something of a shock, so I asked her to repeat it. “A naughty coon stole all my stuff”. After some investigation, it turns out she’d been watching a cartoon featuring a thieving raccoon, and was role playing this with her siblings when I got home - clearly her speech is still developing. After some laughs with my wife, she suggested we correct her and make sure she includes the RA in future, but for comedy value I disagree!
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achybreakyfart Look at Kimjongtrump's profile. If that guy has a score of 0, you know you've fucked up.
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achybreakyfart Look at Kimjongtrump's profile. If that guy has a score of 0, you know you've fucked up.
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