I was on this train late the other night, and this bird sat opposite me with a mini skirt on and no drawers. So I sat there, inspecting it as you would, and she said ‘if you come closer it’ll smile at you’. So I did. And fuck me the ends curled up and it smiled. Having a closer look, she said ‘if you come closer it’ll wink too’ So I did, and fuck me it winked. She said, ‘i bet you’d like to stick two fingers in there wouldn’t you’ I replied, ‘don’t tell me it whistles as well’
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite
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jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.
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