Driving home the other week near Bradford and this fuckin dutty paki walked out in front of me, twat. Anyway i was in the sticks so put my foot down and the cunt flew up in the air like he was on an invisible magic carpet, beard flapping, etc. As I’m a caring sort, I decided after a few miles to go back and see if he was alright. So I got back there eventually, no paki in sight. I did notice a farmer tho. So I asked the farmer, ‘have you seen a paki laying about here, think I may have accidentally bumped him with my car?’ Farmer said, ‘wuh yis borr, I just buried him in that there field o’erthere look’ (points at disturbed earth) ‘Oh shit’, I said, ‘was the poor fellow dead?’ ‘Well he said he wunt’, said the farmer, ‘but you know what lying cunts they are’
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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jackbuntis Welcome to our world luv, nobody “runs” this site. After an amateur attempt at updating it went horribly tits up the four owners/mods fkd off, abandoning it to mostly Inbetweeners fans who constantly post pre teen Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom content.
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