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Patient - "Doctor, doctor! My mind is being plagued by irrational thoughts and I feel like I am going crazy!" Doctor - "In what way do you think you are going crazy?" Patient - "Well, I can't control my anger, and last night I beat the crap out of my wife in the kitchen. Then I kicked my daughter in the stomach because she was crying. There were voices telling me to do it. Bad voices. And, and..." Doctor - "Go on..." Patient - "And now I want to pick up a knife and go on a murderous rampage through town. These voices in my ear, they tell me to kill as many people as I can! Please doctor, can you help me!? Doctor - "Yes of course I can help you, but it won't be easy. First of all you need to stop going to the Mosque and reading the Qaran, Mr Hussein".

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jackbuntis …they’re prob just finishing a bag of brown before suckin’ each other off.

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dogsbody14 Fucking lightweight cockspanner!

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dogsbody14 Lennyscravetc....How's Chum and stickyagain?

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jackbuntis …aye, but how about trying to cook up something funny, ya fkn wanker.

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dogsbody14 I bet you know how to say it in Arabic.....just saying Jimmy...

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dogsbody14 Oh! Very original.....NEXT@

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