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Neighbourhood Watch. In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries I have taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighbourhood Watch. I've bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre. Now the local police. CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 2417. We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.
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jackbuntis >cliffrichard: …alright luv, calm down, no need for personal rancour & language of a fish wife, is there? Just remember to act ya age & not ya clit size eh…. ….& oh, nearly forgot, go fuck yourself, you odious piece of rancid shit. Hopefully you’ll vomit & kif it during the night after choking on your own embittered bile, thus sparing us the god awful dire chore of ever again having to read your angry little man syndrome bollocks & bullshit… …bet ya a fkn slap ‘ed too eh? Fkn sound like one, ya tragic foul mouthed sad little weirdo loser.
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gunghoed You should post more often for the people who are also unfunny arseholes to enjoy.
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cliffrichard The fuck you on about? You’re one of the ones posting complete shite
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