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willro

6 years ago-Other-Random

Neighbourhood Watch. In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries I have taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighbourhood Watch. I've bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre. Now the local police. CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 2417. We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.

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