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A man hates his wife’s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home, it’s there. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, it’s there. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?" "Yes, why?" asks his wife." Put the cunt on," he says, "I"m fucking lost.”

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guidofawkes …Jesus fkn christ, what a load of gay shite.

4 hours ago - View Post

jackmeough Vapeman must have been hacked by the resident saddo. The site's finished. Surely they can't have not known that before the revamp lol.

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enterthefist They're not black, they're Jewish

9 hours ago - View Post

j1 No, he's a lot more handsome than that

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lled24 Is this the person that writes all those funny cliff richard fart jokes

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lled24 It will free up space for all those hysterical xmas fart jokes.

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