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2 hours ago-Religion-Jewish-Post Rating : -8

A jewish man enters a synagogue and starts praying, "God please help me, I'm in terrible debt, please let me win the lottery, so I can clear everything and stop worrying." Saturday comes and nothing. The following week he returns and prays, "God, my troubles are getting worse, my creditors are chasing me and I am so worried, please let me win the lottery this weekend." Again Saturday comes and nothing. The next week he's back again, "God, I'm desparate now, they're threatening my family, if I don't win the lottery this weekend, I fear one of them will die." A booming voice then comes down from above, "Solly, I'm trying to help, but could you at least meet me half way and BUY A FUCKING TICKET." (Credit- The late great Bernard Manning)

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hadoken I am not lennywankstain. But I did shag my dog last night, after I dug him up.

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scorpiox666 @innit, please for the love of god, please try posting something funny & or edgy you misery spreading loser.

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scorpiox666 Great idea @pattate ……strap a bomb to yasel & pull the cord you miserable unfunny cunt.

an hour ago - View Post

scorpiox666 That shit was barely amusing 50yrs ago when Bernard Manning wrote it ya fuckin’ sad loser. Try coming up with something a lil more original & or funny ya habitual boring cunt.

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scorpiox666 Try coming up with something a lil more original you fuckin’ perennial mind numbingly boring wanker.

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scorpiox666 Face it mate, ya just an unfunny tosser.

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