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jimmysammy

an hour ago-In The News-Other

Trump may not pardon the Thanksgiving turkeys this year. The turkeys are having a difficult time raising the 2 million dollars that Trump demands for a pardon.

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Trump may not pardon the Thanksgiving turkeys this year. The turkeys are having a difficult time raising the 2 million dollars that Trump demands for a pardon.

jimmysammy

an hour ago

👇👇👇 Posting on here, a once sicki & edgy joke site, the Basil Brush ‘parrot gag’, written & performed for the delight of kids, does more to harm to this once great site than jimmyslaclarse is capable of comprehending. Fkn tosser, boom, boom. 👇👇👇

jackbuntis

3 hours ago

My obese parrot died yesterday. Sad, I know, but it’s a huge weight off my shoulder.

jimmysammy

4 hours ago

On holiday in Thailand, I was walking around the seediest red-light district with every strong-jawed hooker asking me eagerly, "You looking for ladyboy ?" "Yeah," I groaned, "My wife thinks my gay fucking son ran off down here and she sent me to find the little faggot."

wasp

8 hours ago

Dear lennyscrappydo, Oh dear! Someone's not going to be on Santa's good list,is he? You should try to hide your search history better.....Dirty pervert!!

dogsbody14

9 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

jackbuntis >lennywankstain: ….hey shut it you, ya fkn sad loser. Told ya before, don’t care for the cut of your fkn jib mate.

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lennyscrevasse Says the least funny dickhead ever to grace the site

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lennyscrevasse Pipe down incel, you're easily the most unfunny twat on here

38 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis >90pcrecycledmaterial: …aye, that’s as maybe luv, but at least i ain’t you ya cunt.

an hour ago - View Post

90pcrecycledmaterial You are a sad little man, you post boring jokes about the Labour party, which are not sick or edgy and then criticise others who do the same about Trump, what a wanker.

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lennyscrevasse It's hard for him to slander anyone seeing as he interferes with dogs sexually

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