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hadoken

1 hours ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : -8

As I woke up in the middle of the night, I screamed as I saw what I thought was a zombie approaching in the dark. Nope - it was just my wife returning from the toilet.

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Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

dogsbody14 I knew it was you,lennywankstain/wasp/chum/stickyagain etc...!

31 min ago - View Post

risco Congratulations @hadoken, you’ve managed to out do @wasp & post the most pathetic unfunny piece of shit this year…. …just a thought, ever thought of fuckin’ off & spreading ya misery elsewhere you cunt?

an hour ago - View Post

risco You seriously thought this shit worthy of the effort of posting it on here? Really? Whats it like being a perennial mind numbingly misery spreading cunt of a loser???? Come on do tell us?

1 hours ago - View Post

hadoken I am not lennywankstain. But I did shag my dog last night, after I dug him up.

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scorpiox666 @innit, please for the love of god, please try posting something funny & or edgy you misery spreading loser.

2 hours ago - View Post

scorpiox666 Great idea @pattate ……strap a bomb to yasel & pull the cord you miserable unfunny cunt.

2 hours ago - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

dogsbody14

Rank : 1 | Score : 482.70

jackbuntis

Rank : 2 | Score : 381.70

risco

Rank : 3 | Score : 171.90

jimmysammy

Rank : 4 | Score : 169.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 5 | Score : 134.70

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