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Hello Fellow Sickipedians, it is with great sadness that we are announcing the closure of Sickipedia.net on the 4th December 2025. The site has become too costly to run, and without the support of regular users—and a lack of traffic—it has become a financial burden. We understand some of you will be upset with this decision, but just try to enjoy the few days that are left. We have enjoyed reading all of your creative Jokes and memes over the years, so we are sad at the decision. Feel free to email us any of your concerns. Take care, the Sickipedia team.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

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supergalley2

1 hours ago

My new love interest told me she's had enough of my CB obsession and is refusing to take my calls. I think its over,over.

john1311

1 hours ago

Don't believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a wet toilet plunger, it won't stick to someone's face. Ask my angry wife if you don't believe me.

jimmysammy

2 hours ago

Q. What's pink, rusty and sits in the garden doing nothing? A. Madeleine McCann's bike ???! Nope, vapeman's butt-plug & server in a few week's time!

ddraiggoch

5 hours ago

My doctor put me on a fibre free diet and I'm still on the toilet all the time. I don't need this shit.

jackmeough

9 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

lennyscrevasse Dogfucker/Roycrooperscunt you realise how sad and lonely you are to claim some sort of "victory" on a sick.joke website that's about to shut? You and your incel friends will not be missed by anyone, either while you're alive or dead. You said lovely pathetic waste of a sock

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sickipedia Any account involved in posting against the admins or the site will be permanently banned. Continued behavior of this kind will also lead to stricter posting rules for everyone. It’s clear that the recent message came from a moderator who is no longer interested in supporting the community. That doesn’t excuse the conduct, and it will not be tolerated. We expect all users to follow the guidelines and maintain a respectful environment. Further violations will result in immediate action.

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ddraiggoch Also hopefully, wasp and chum will die horribly in a "sucking each other's cocks" accident!

5 hours ago - View Post

ddraiggoch Hopefully someone competent who's not a complete cunt will pirate the brand.

5 hours ago - View Post

ddraiggoch It took frikkin' hours to herd them into the van!

5 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Told you lennywankstain/chum/wasp/stickyagain/vapeman...on behalf of me- roycropperscoat. Final victory was mine!! Who's the daddy stickyagain?? Hahahahahaha!!

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Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

jimmysammy

Rank : 1 | Score : 99.30

niggerfarage

Rank : 2 | Score : 89.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 3 | Score : 89.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 4 | Score : 86.00

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 77.70

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