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wasp

2 hours ago-Crime-Suicide

I found out my wife's been following this scammer online and making payments to "Mr. Make-it-Happen."..... "unless he's giving you tips on how to quickly kill yourself," I told her, "It's a complete waste."

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Just watched an old film where Kate Winslet got naked. She looked pretty fat but It still seems mean that they called it 'Titanic'. Then again she did make the boat sink.

enterthefist

an hour ago

I found out my wife's been following this scammer online and making payments to "Mr. Make-it-Happen."..... "unless he's giving you tips on how to quickly kill yourself," I told her, "It's a complete waste."

wasp

2 hours ago

My gay son got busted for cottaging, and is actually close to getting his case dismissed because he thinks it's unfair it's mostly straight people who will be deciding his fate..... the little faggot is claiming right to a Jury of his Queers.

wasp

7 hours ago

Every year, hundreds of children are sent to Mime school. Never to be heard from again.

jimmysammy

9 hours ago

Successive governments have closed so many museums, you start to wonder how much Tutankhamen's death mask would fetch on Dickinson's Real Deal.

jackmeough

11 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

lennyscrevasse It's a meme, not someone moaning about politics you silly twat. Andi like he said if you don't like it fuck off. Plenty of people sucking the great orange cock on Twitter, sounds like the place for you

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guidofawkes ……boom, boom!

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jackbuntis Jesus fkn christ, where the fk have you been this past decade luv? …..illegal immigrants aren’t imprisoned, they’re given phones, benefits, travel passes & billeted in 4* hotels.

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hairysaxaphone He’s not off limits to me, I couldn’t give 2 less fucks about the cunt - which is why I’m sick of hearing people bitch about him for the last 10 years. I’m here for sick jokes, not some pussy moaning about politics. Fuck off to twitter .

16 hours ago - View Post

lennyscrevasse I don't get why Trump is off limits for some people. Especially as he very well may be outed as a nonce of Savile proportions

17 hours ago - View Post

jimmysammy The world fought Nazis in WW2, there are so many Trump Nazis on this site who automatically vote down all my jokes even if they don't pertain to their rapist and pedophile cult leader. Pathetic INCELS LOL

18 hours ago - View Post

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jackbuntis

Rank : 1 | Score : 149.10

risco

Rank : 2 | Score : 115.00

wasp

Rank : 3 | Score : 90.20

toppyflits

Rank : 4 | Score : 51.60

stormbringer

Rank : 5 | Score : 47.74

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