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- There's only two genders though really, isn't there. - That's an outrageous thing to say! Stop being so transphobic! - Why? - People are free to identify as whatever they want and act accordingly, without judgement. - Really? You sure? - Absolutely. - Great. I identify as transphobic...

Donald Trump says immigrants are ruining America and should be deported. Quite honestly, I totally agree with him. And so do the rest of my Sioux tribe.

30 April should be Men's Mental Health Day. 80 years ago, a struggling artist from Austria killed himself, having not sold a painting in years, reduced to living in a shelter in Berlin. Such a tragic waste.

The definition of an inside job - a scouser mowing down scousers so they can't work again.

The world was outraged this week after the Iraqi government passed new laws making the legal age of sexual consent 9. Whilst I understand the controversy, personally I think its great to see Iraqi men showing much more restraint around 8 year olds.

If there was one silver living to the Soham murders, at least Holly Wells older brother hasn't had to walk around wearing his Man Utd shirt for the last 23 years.

Waiting for the results of today’s Liverpool performance to come in. Remember, par is 97…

So excited that second generation Pakistani Shabana Mahmood is our new Home Secretary, ready to defend British borders just like other recent Home Secretaries, such as Suella Braverman, Priti Patel and Sajid Javid. And that's not the end of the reshuffle. The NHS will be completely reformed once Lucy Letby is appointed Health Secretary.

- You’ll never walk alone. - Thanks Diogo but I’d rather walk alone than get in a fucking car with you!

I'm so unattractive that Bonnie Blue turned me down.