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International Women's Day certainly helped make me aware of how far we have to go with the issues of gender inequality and everyday sexism. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many blokes when I say that all the birds who helped organise it deserve a pat on the bottom for their efforts.

Can I be a Moderator please..

Good deed done. This morning at Waitrose check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I thought she was probably someone’s Gran and I’d like to think someone would have helped my Gran out when she was alive. She didn’t want me to help her but I insisted, and in no time we had all her groceries back on the shelves.

Teresa May's wardrobe seems very strange, she must shop at the same charity shop as my wife.

Barry Gibb Knighted? Surely he has only got that for staying alive!

Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed M.O.T. tested and insured. It wasn't stolen and there were no stolen goods or drugs found. The driver was sober AND He had a full licence and no points. A police spokesman said, "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time."

I'm a Bit Worried! I attended a funeral today and caught the wreath!

I was singing Barry White songs at a Karaoke last night when the crowd shouted "You are soul".. I think they loved me.!!!

TV soap opera Coronation Street to change the name to Brokeback Street.

The National Corgi Kennel Club are thanking The Queen for delivering a massive boost in popularity of Corgi dogs. In case you don't know much about them they're inbred, foreign, generally short-haired. And own Corgis.